01/28/08 Monday Night Raw - Philadelphia, PA - Mickie James/Ashley vs. Beth Phoenix/Jillian Hall
Ashley came out first for a divas tag match. Mickie James came out all-smiles and got a nice reaction. Ross narrated clips of Mickie losing to Beth Phoenix last week, then being devastated after the match. Jillian Hall came out for the heel team, followed by Beth Phoenix. Ross covered for Lillian's flub on Beth's name. Mickie and Beth locked eyes, with Mickie's smile being turned upside down.

Jillian and Mickie started things off, with Mickie landed a kick early in the match. Jillian seemed to injure a knee, or at least she was selling it well. Beth took an early tag and stomped Mickie into the corner. Mickie smashed her shoulder into the corner, then Lawler said she used to love these matches, but now he's concerned because they seem too dangerous. Mickie completely ignored Ashley, who remained on the ring apron. Mickie then cleared Jillian to the outside, but Beth caught Mickie with a kick to the gut. She nailed the fisherman buster suplex for the win. Afterward, Mickie was in a shock while Ashley tried to console her. PWtorch.com

02/09/08 Internet News - Jillian Gets Speeding Ticket
Jillian must have been cranking the Hannah Montana tunes a little too loud last week. The speed demon got nabbed for going just a bit too fast.

“I got a speeding ticket last week. I was on the road. I was going 81 in a 65, which is stupid,” the Raw Diva groaned.

“The cop was so mean! I was in the car with a fellow Diva and he wouldn’t even look at us!” Jillian yelled. “It was like we didn’t even exist, like we were just a car. He didn’t even talk to us really, he just handed us the ticket. I dislike him, strongly!” WWE.com

02/11/08 Monday Night Raw - Austin, TX - Maria (w/Santino Marella) vs. Melina (w/Jillian Hall)
Melina and Jillian Hall came to the ring. Maria came out with Santino to have a match against Melina. Ross talked about Santino being adamantly anti-Playboy for his a Maria. Santino joined Ross and Lawler on commentary for the match.

Maria landed an upside down kick to the face early. Santino said he's taught Maria some moves in the ring. Lawler said he doesn't know how he got Maria on his arm, and Santino said it's as simple as him being Italian. Ross asked why the issue with Playboy. Santino said Maria is for him and him alone, not for other people. Ross put over Playboy as an American institution while Melina stretched Maria in center ring. Maria broke free while Santino said he doesn't need Mr. stupid Hefner to tell him his Maria is beautiful. Maria fired up with clotheslines on Melina, then landed a running butt bomb in the corner. Maria suddenly landed a running bulldog out of the corner. Jillian then picked up the mic and started screaming before locking on a kiss on Santino. Maria screamed at Jillian, then Melina rolled up Maria from behind for the win. Santino acted surprised, then smiled as Melina and Jillian walked by, then turned angry when Maria looked at him.

Post-match: Santino shuffled out an apology, then talked about the Playboy curse. Candice Michelle is injured. Torrie Wilson is injured. Ashley is...well...she's just ugly with those lip rings. Santino then gave Maria the ultimatum of Playboy or Santino. He gave her just one week to make up her mind. He said that unlike these losers, Maria, he's the one who really loves her. The fans groaned and booed. He then went in for a little tonsil hockey. Maria casually brushed him away, then Santino left. The fans chanted for Playboy as Maria showed that she was thinking in the ring. PWtorch.com

03/17/08 Monday Night Raw - Lafayette, LA - Maria & Candice Michelle vs. Jillian Hall & Victoria
Ringside: Jerry Lawler brought in Jared from Subway to talk business. He presented a fresh sandwich to Lawler with a nice drink. Jared said he lost 245 pounds and he's had it off for 10 years. He said it was great doing the commercial with John Cena last year. Lawler said Jared will love the next match.

In-ring: Maria and Candice came to the ring, then Maria's Playboy cover dropped from the ceiling. They have somewhat matching outfits. Jillian and Victoria came out as the opposition. Victoria pretended like she was gagging at Maria's cover. Before the match could start, Santino Marella walked out and thanked the crowd for their support of boos. He approached the announce table for some additional commentary.

Lawler said he's going to enjoy the match and his Subway sandwich. Santino said that's a good idea because Lawler is looking a little chunky lately. The Mean Girls divas cornered Maria in their corner, but Maria blocked a moonsault from Victoria by getting her knees up. Candice then took the hot tag and cleaned house until Victoria dropped her in the corner. Lawler kept asking Santino about the Playboy, but Santino cut him off. Candice then dropped Jillian with the Unprettier for the pin and the win. Santino cut a promo on the divas, then he grabbed Lawler's drink and threw it at him. Santino shoved Lawler down to the floor, then he grabbed Lawler's sandwich and ran away with it. He took a big bite out of the sandwich, then Victoria took a bite. Maria said they're all nuts. PWtorch.com

04/07/08 Monday Night Raw - Albany, NY - Jillian Hall and Melina vs. Ashley Massaro and Mickie James
Ashley starts the match off quick getting a 2 count on Jillian. Ashley climbs Jillian in the corner and punches her until Melina hits her from behind. Melina gets tagged in and they hit a double team move on Ashley and gets a 2 count until Mickie breaks it up. Mickie finally gets tagged in and goes to work on Melina then dropkicks Jillian. Mickie turns round but gets hit in the turnbuckle by Melina. Melina takes back control of the match, working up Mickie in the turnbuckle. Mickie puts her knees up and blocks Melina, hits a running neck breaker and a 2 count.

The other two Divas get involved but clear the ring. Mickie hits her finishing move DDT on Melina and gets the pinfall. Ashley and Mickie celebrate in the ring to Mickie's music. ProWrestling.com

04/27/08 WWE Backlash PPV - Baltimore, MD - Mickie James/Michelle McCool/Ashley/Maria/Cherry/Kelly Kelly vs.
Beth Phoenix/Melina/Jillian Hall/Natalya/Victoria/Layla
Michelle started things off against Beth. Lawler plugged Michelle being the number search item on Yahoo yesterday, ahead of the NFL Draft. Someone got information off the Torch News Ticker. Mickie entered the ring and avoided Victoria's shimmy moonsault and nailed an enziguiri kick. Suddenly, the whole deal broke down when Cherry ran over to the heel corner and attacked Natalya. Order was momentarily restored, then Ashley and Jillian took tags. I have no idea what's going on with Ashley's outfit. The heels then took turns working over Ashley in their corner. Mickie came into the ring without a tag, then women randomly entered the ring illegally. It wasn't even a break down, just one diva giving a move, then another diva getting a move, then another diva getting a move, then another diva getting a move. Just completely random. And it came back down to Beth and Ashley, who were legal. Beth with the big fisherman buster suplex on Ashley for the pin and the win.

Winners: Team Beth in 7:00. That was the most organized match break down I've ever seen. Otherwise, a giant collection of multi-colored outfits that probably caused a few TVs to explode. PWtorch.com

04/28/08 Monday Night Raw - The Meadowlands, NJ - Mickie James/Michelle McCool/Maria/Kelly Kelly/Cherry/Ashley vs. Beth Phoenix/Melina/Jillian Hall/Victoria/Natalya/Layla
Things started off with Kelly and Beth, who attacked Kelly from behind after a pre-match scuffle. Not quite Garnett vs. Pachulia, but it'll do. Victoria took a tag, then Kelly snapped off a head scissors, but the heel divas cut her off and went back to work. Kelly then blocked a handspring elbow from Jillian and tagged out to Mickie, who rolled up Jillian with a bridge pin for the win. PWtorch.com

WebMaster's Note: Jeez, a rehash of last night's PPV!