01/01/07 Monday Night Raw - Miami, Florida - Melina vs. Maria
Nitro and Federline are walking with a number of women and hangers on. They enter Federline’s locker room. Maria knocks on the door and she wants an interview. Melina stops Maria. Maria wants to know if his victory was tainted by Umaga’s interference. Melina corrects Maria and says that his name is not K-Fed, but it is Kevin Federline. She wonders how someone could say that his victory was tainted because he beat the WWE Champion. Melina wonders who Maria is to take that away from him. Melina has a special present for Federline. Maria wants to know what it is, but Melina slaps Maria.

The Match:
Victoria comes to the ring and she has her clipboard. Victoria joins Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler.

Maria needs to be held back by the referee before the bell rings. The bell rings and Maria goes after Melina and the ladies roll around the ring. Maria slams Melina’s head into the mat. Melina with a kick to Maria’s back while Maria is held in the ropes. Melina with a forearm to Maria followed by a kick to the midsection. Melina ties Maria in the ropes by her hair and then she hits a knee to Maria’s head and upper chest.

Melina with a forearm to Maria’s head. Melina charges into a boot from Maria. Maria tosses Melina into the ropes and then she connects with a forearm and kick. Maria tries for a drop kick but Melina holds on to the ropes and Melina with a two count. Melina covers Maria for the three count.

After the match, Melina kicks Maria. Victoria leaves the announce position and then she gets into the ring. Victoria gets in Melina’s face and then she leaves the ring. Victoria grabs Lillian Garcia and rolls her into the ring. Victoria kicks Lillian and then she sets up for the Widow’s Peak. Mickie James makes the save for Lillian and then Victoria leaves the ring. Mickie and Melina stare each other down. PowerWrestling.com

01/08/07 Monday Night Raw - St. Louis, Missouri - Victoria and Melina vs. Mickie James and Maria
Melina and Mickie start things off and Mickie with an arm bar and arm wringer take down. Maria is tagged in and Mickie with an Irish whip and running clothesline. Maria with a bronco buster to Melina. Melina with a punch to the midsection and then she backs Maria into Victoria in the corner.

Victoria tags in and then she pulls Maria by her hair and then Victoria with a punch to Maria and then one to Mickie on the apron. Melina tags in and she hits a running shoulder into the corner. Melina with a snap mare and head scissors to Maria. Melina with a forearm that knocks Mickie off the apron. Melina and Victoria double team Maria, but Mickie comes in and she goes after Melina and Victoria.

Melina holds Mickie for Victoria, but Victoria hits Melina when Mickie moves out of the way. Mickie punches Victoria on the mat while Maria gets a two count with a rollup on Melina. Mickie with a Louise Thesz Press to Victoria on the floor. Melina with a bulldog using the ropes to Maria for the three count. PowerWrestling.com

01/15/07 Monday Night Raw - Bossier City, Louisiana - Johnny Nitro and Melina vs. Jeff Hardy and Maria - Mixed Tag Team Match
Johnny Nitro and Melina walked out for a mixed tag match. Jeff Hardy and Maria then walked out. Maria did Jeff's "dance" on the stage. Maria took a tag early on and went after Melina, looking for revenge from last week. Nitro then kicked Maria in the back from the apron and Melina took control. She put Maria in a Camel Clutch and tried to break her back, but Maria fought out with right hands.

Nitro took a tag and knocked Jeff on the apron, leading to Nitro stalking Maria. She stepped on Nitro's foot and Jeff came in with kicks on Nitro. Jeff hit the Whisper in the Wind and went up top. Maria and Melina fought to the outside, then Jeff blocked a superplex and hit a Swanton Bomb for the win. PowerWrestling.com

01/19/07 Internet News - Jim Cornette Talks About Maria In The OVW
There is an interview with Jim Cornette in the latest edition of the UK's Powerslam magazine. Maria's position with Ohio Valley Wrestling at the end of his tenure in the company gets brought up and he subsequently blasts her. Although, it should be noted that Cornette's opinion on her is based on her time in OVW in early 2005 when she was really new to the business and Cornette was pretty much fed up with WWE & their direction by that point. Anyways, here is what he said about Maria:

Don't you mean Maria?
Marie, Maria: whatever. Another useless (woman) they foisted off on me. You know, I was running a wrestling school. Maria hadn't wrestled, didn't like wrestling, and didn't wanna f--king wrestle. I don't know what the f--k she was doing there. I was expected to use her on television, so she could practice her interviewing...

She needed to the practice, right?
She couldn't even remember the names of the people she was interviewing. WWE wanted her on our show live. I told them the last time she was on live, she couldn't remember the wrestlers names, so I was putting her in a pre-tape. Rajah.com  PWinsider.com

01/29/07 Monday Night Raw - Dallas, Texas - Melina vs. Maria - Number One Contenders Match
Melina does a new variation on the entrance, where she climbs the steps, but drops to a split on the apron. Melina says she will seize an opportunity, and the match is a "First Contender's" match for the Women's Championship. JR says how much Maria has improved.

Maria gets a quick roll up. Maria charges Melina in the corner and hits a Bronco Buster. She yanks Melina out of the corner for two. Melina goes for the hair and chokes Maria on the mat. Melina throws her down by the hair. Melina throws Maria in the corner and puts her across the ropes before kicking her in the back.

Melina then chokes her with the boot. Maria counters with a roll up for two. The ladies trade shots in the midsection. Maria hits a jawbreaker, but Melina comes back with a flapjack. Melina slaps on a Muta Lock and Maria taps. Lawler says she calls it the California Dream. JR acted like he had never seen it before. PowerWrestling.com

WebMaster's Note: How the hell are either one of these women in the running for #1 Contender??? Technically since the WWE has pretty much stripped the division of real wrestling talent once again, there is only Victoria as a #1 contender.

02/26/07 Monday Night Raw - Fresno, California - Maria vs. Melina
Melina pulls down Maria by the hair and starts to punch her on the mat. Maria counters into a roll up. They brawl on the mat. Maria misses a dropkick and Melina talks trash. Melina throws Maria into the corner and chokes her with the boot. Melina ties her up in the ropes and applies a submission. She covers for two.

Melina tosses Maria to the mat, then makes her humble with a Camel Clutch. Maria counters out and blocks a charge in the corner. Maria tosses Melina around and throws her in the corner. Maria hits a bulldog for two. Maria gets a charging clothesline in the corner, but a Bronco Buster is blocked by Melina. Melina rolls up Maria for three. PowerWrestling.com

03/30/07 Friday SmackDown! - Grand Rapids, Michigan - Victoria/Jillian/Kristal/Melina/Michelle vs. Ashley/Maria/Candice/Torrie/Mickie
Melina comes out to the ring together with Victoria, Jillian, Kristal and Michelle McCool for their match as we go to yet another commercial. Back from commercial and their opposition, Ashley, Maria, Candice, Torrie and Mickie come out to the ring as Melina stares down at them then smirks as Ashley enters the ring.

We begin with Victoria and Mickie who starts off with a front toss and a baseball slide to the head of Victoria. A whip across the ring turns sour for Mickie as Victoria is held against the ropes and an attempted dropkick leaves Mickie flat on her back. Victoria now is in control as she tags to McCool who makes a welcome return to the ring after time off due to illness. They double team Mickie with a front suplex before Mickie is back in the corner and Melina is tagged in.

Melina with a scissor choke on Mickie against the ropes and as she's chastised by the referee after making the break Victoria chips in with a kick to the head of Mickie. An attempted pin to no avail and a tag to Jillian and she takes to Mickie with a hair drag across the ring before tagging Victoria and giving Mickie a bodyslam before exiting the ring. Victoria mounts the ropes and attempts a moonsault but Mickie rolls out of the way! Mickie finally makes it to her corner and tags in Candice who enters and takes down Victoria with a heel kick to the jaw! Candice shows off to the crowd before dropping an elbow to the chest of Victoria before whipping her into the corner. Candice tags in Maria and she enters the ring and gives Victoria the front face bronco move she does before tagging in Torrie who enters and gives Victoria the Stink Face. Victoria manages to finally get out of the corner and makes the tag to Jillian as the tag is made to Ashley and she enters and kicks Jillian in the midsection!

Ashley takes down McCool with a clothesline! She takes down Kristal with a clotheslines as she comes off the ropes! Ashley goes after Melina who drops to the floor. This allows Jillian to be ready for Ashley as she turns around and is met by a kick to the midsection. Jillian picks Ashley up with an attempt at a spinebuster but Ashley reverses the move by rolling forward, taking down Jillian and making the cover by straddling her! PowerWrestling.com

04/16/07 Monday Night Raw - Milan, Italy- Divas Fashion Show
An Italian MC was used for the Milan, Italy Diva Fashion Show, so we didn't understand a word he was saying, but Jerry "The King" was excited anyway by the thought of seeing all the Diva's decked out.

Candice came out first in a dress that included angel wings, with Victoria entering the arena next and supposedly tripping over her high heel shoes. She unstrapped the shoes and threw them down and walked to the ring barefoot in a nightgown looking dress. Next up was Mickie James looking totally hot in a tight blouse and skin tight jeans with boots. She was followed by Maria who sported a Betty Boop top and short skirt, in matching black. Torrie was next in a lacy black blouse and black shorts. This left Melina who was dressed in something that looked like a designers nightmare, but did expose a generous amount of cleavage.

Each women did a little modeling with the fans reacting well to the usual favorites and negatively to the heels (Victoria, Melina). The MC then picked Torrie as the winner, which caused the expected reaction from Melina and all hell broke out in the ring with Melina/Victoria getting out and quickly making an exit. PowerWrestling.com  For Pics - Click Here.

04/23/07 Monday Night Raw - London, England - Maria vs. Melina
Melina tosses Maria to the mat but Maria returns the favor while Melina celebrates. Melina with a punch to Maria and then she slams Maria’s head into the mat. Melina backs Maria into the corner and then she chokes Maria with her boot. Melina with a choke and body scissors in the ropes. Maria with a tilt-a-whirl head scissors and clothesline but the offense is short lived as Melina tosses Maria to the mat by the hair and gets the three count. PowerWrestling.com

05/28/07 Monday Night Raw - Toronto, Ontario, Canada - Bikini Divas Battle Royal
Melina vs. Michelle McCool vs. Kristal vs. Kelly Kelly vs. Brooke vs. Layla vs. Jillian Hall vs. Candice Michelle vs. Maria vs. Mickie James

Everyone ganged up on Melina to start things off. Lots of jiggling here. Krystal was the first one out. Brooke had to fix her top a few minutes in. She was then eliminated, followed by Maria. Leyla was eliminated hard on her back through the middle rope. Lawler went back to his Sable Playboy quote that he can't stand up right now. Kelly then took a bath from McCool, who promptly eliminated her. Melina, appearing in white tennis shows, helped McCool eliminate Mickie. Final four are Candice, Melina, McCool, and Jillian. Jillian then eliminated Candice from behind. I think they're going to have to change the canvas after this one. Melina and Jillian then stretched McCool in center ring, but she escaped and gave Melina a belly-to-belly suplex. She then eliminated Jillian. We're down to Melina and McCool. Melina stretched McCool against the ropes, then she tried to dump her over the top rope, but McCool blocked and kicked Melina into the ropes, and Melina rolled to the floor, giving McCool the win. Melina was upset after the match, and McCool looked down at her from the ring. Looks like a tease for Melina vs. McCool after the draft lottery. PowerWrestling.com

06/03/07 One Night Stand PPV - Jacksonville, Florida - Melina vs. Candice Michelle - Pudding Match
Melina is wearing goggles for the match. Candice steps in and then out and tosses Melina in the pool of pudding. They start to brawl in the pudding. Not much they can do but slam each other around in the stuff. They do just that. Melina tackles Candice outside of the pool. Candice tosses pudding in Melina’s face. Melina tries to return the favor. But Candice ducks. Candice spears Melina back in the pool. Candice rolls up Melina for a two count.

Back in the pudding and Melina spine busters Candice and applies a headlock. Melina takes off her own goggles. Candice hits a DDT on Melina into the pudding. Candice tries to dunk Melina, and then does it again. Melina taps out from the dunk in pudding.

After the match Maria comes to interview Candice but Melina tosses pudding at Maria so Maria leaps at Melina and all three women go at it in the pudding. Of course the pull the referee in the pudding. Melina retreats, slipping and sliding away. Rajah.com

07/02/07 Monday Night Raw - Dallas, Texas - Melina vs. Maria
Women's Champion Candice Michelle comes out and joins JR and King for commentary. Melina tires to reason with Maria, then shoves her. Maria with a Lou Thesz press. Clothesline by Melina. Melina spins Maria around by her legs, then pulls the hair. Maria's face is rubbed into the mat. Hair Pull Curb Stomp by Melina. Kick to Maria's chest. Melina stares at Candice and Maria kicks her, but Melina kicks right back.

Forearms to the back, a DDT, and more forearms by Melina. Maria fights back and hits a bulldog. Hard irish whip into the corner by Maria and she goes for the ten punches, but Melina drops her face on the top turnbuckle. Inverted Leg Drop Bulldog by Melina for the win. Melina goes up to the commentary desk, but Candice takes the fight to her and stands triumphant on the desk. PowerWrestling.com

07/23/07 Monday Night Raw - Sacramento, CA - Melina/Beth Phoenix vs. Mickie/Maria
Mickie and Beth start things off and Mickie pushes Beth in the back but Beth responds with a push and slap to Mickie. Beth with an Irish whip but she charges into an elbow and Mickie with a head scissors and slap. Beth runs Mickie into the corner and she kicks and punches Mickie before she tags in Melina. Melina kicks Mickie but Mickie with forearms. Melina with a kick and forearm to Mickie.

Mickie with a kick to Melina when she charges into the corner. Maria is tagged in and they hit a double back body drop on Melina. Melina rolls to the apron and Beth kicks Maria in the head. Melina kicks Maria and pulls her up by the hair before Melina connects with a head butt. Melina with kicks to the midsection before tagging Beth back into the match. Beth with a near fall on Maria and then she has Maria in a reverse chin lock. Maria tries for a snap mare but Beth blocks it. Maria punches Beth but Beth gets Maria up in a double chicken wing.

Melina tags in and she teases Mickie with a tag for Maria. Melina with a double sledge to Maria’s back and then she rubs Maria’s head into the mat. Melina with a kick to the midsection. Maria with a double leg take down on Melina and then Mickie is tagged in. Mickie with a head scissors and then she hits Beth on the apron. Mickie with a Louise Thesz Press on Melina. Mickie’s hair is pulled on the apron by Beth, but Mickie hits a double sledge on Melina for a near fall.

Mickie with an Irish whip and then Maria is tagged in after Mickie hits a monkey flip. Maria goes up top and hits a cross body but Beth breaks up the cover. Beth knocks Mickie off the apron. Mickie argues with the referee and Maria ducks a double clothesline and Santino gets up from the announce table and he trips Beth and Melina at ringside. Maria with a bulldog to Melina for the three count. After the match, Santino joins Maria and Mickie in the ring for the celebration. PowerWrestling.com

07/30/07 Monday Night Raw - Tucson, Arizona - Melina/Beth/Jillian vs. Candice/Maria/Mickie - Six Diva Tag Team Match
Phoenix started out with Maria, and the babyfaces worked on her arm, until Phoenix rammed Mickie James into her corner and tagged Melina. James fought out of the corner and took Melina down with a headscissors and a clothesline. Candice and Mickie badly botched a rolling double leg whip on Melina. Candice hit a nice rolling neck snap, but then something else seemed to get botched. Jillian Hall tagged in and hit a cartwheel elbow drop on Candice.

Candice gave Jillian a Russian leg sweep and tagged Maria, while Melina also tagged in. Maria gave Melina a bulldog, and soon everyone ran in and we had a brawl. Jillian and Melina hit a double team facebuster on Maria for the pin at the three minute mark. Santino, who was checking on Candice outside the ring at the time of the pinfall, was ticked off that Maria got pinned.

Back from the break, the women were gone, but Santino Marella were in the ring. Santino said he was tired of the cheating in the WWE, saying it was like the NBA. Santino said it was the fault of the referees, and began arguing with the referee from the women's match. Santino was getting the "What" treatment from the fans. Umaga came out. Santino said he wanted to talk about Maria, not this guy. Santino told the referee, who he was just berating, to get Umaga out of the ring. The referee took the mic, then said ring the bell. PowerWrestling.com

08/06/07 Monday Night Raw - Buffalo, New York - WWE Dating Game
It is time for the WWE Dating Game with your host William Regal. Regal says that tonight, one of the Divas will get a date with an eligible bachelor. Bachelor Number One is Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Duggan takes his wedding ring off and then he says that he has his suit, his tie, and a massive piece of wood. Bachelor Number Two is Ron DAMN Simmons. Ron lets out a DAMN for the crowd. Bachelor Number Three is Santino Marella. William Regal brings out the Diva and it is a lady who loves sunsets, walks on the beach, and Rainbow Brite.

Maria comes to the ring. Maria’s first question is for Bachelor Number One: She asks him if he will be a gentleman. His response is that he won’t call her a HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. The next question is for Bachelor Number Two: She asks him what he would make for her for breakfast in bed. His answer is SPAM. The next question is for Bachelor Number Three and she is interrupted by Santino and he tells her to just pick him because everyone loves them together. Maria says that is the worst Santino impression she ever heard. The next question is for Bachelor Number Two and he asks what war he would go back and stop and he responds with NAM. Bachelor Number Three interrupts and says that the other two bachelors are talking about how much they hate babies and puppies. Bachelor Number One tells him to back up and take his lies back to Italy because they are in the USA. The crowd chants USA. Santino asks Duggan if he is retarded. Regal stops the bickering and he tells Maria to make her choice.

Maria says that she is a sucker for the strong, silent type so she chooses Bachelor Number Two, and it is Ron Simmons. Santino interrupts Regal before he announces the prize. Santino says that Ron is a creep and points out that they are a couple. Maria says that it is all fun and Ron tells Santino to SCRAM. Santino says that he is a former Intercontinental Champion and they are going to leave arm in arm and there is nobody to stop them. Maria is torn and upset with Santino pulling at her and Ron being a good guy. Umaga’s music hits and Santino scrams. Ron helps Maria out of the ring while Santino goes over the barrier and through the fans. PowerWrestling.com

08/13/07 Monday Night Raw - New York City, New York - WWE Idol Contest
Todd Grisham welcomed us to tonight's second hour. Grisham introduced WWE Idol. He then announced William Regal as one of the celebrity judges. Grisham introduced Maria as the second guest. Maria said Grisham's pitch was great, but his melody was off. Grisham was confused, as was Maria. Grisham then brought out Mick Foley as the third guest. Anything to get on TV and finagle a check. Foley said he realized two things on the way to the ring. One is how great it is to be in New York City. The second is that he will do anything for money. True dat. In a shocking development, the first contestant was Jillian Hall. She came out on stage wearing so much eye make-up that her eyes were invisible. Jillian went for some Broadway show tunes, but they didn't quite hit. Foley said for the first time in his life, he's glad he had his ear ripped off. Maria tried to find a complement. Regal said tonight's main event should be Roe vs. Wade because that was an abortion. He told her to scram. Our next guests where Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff, accompanied by The Fink. Fink announced that everyone rise for the singing of the Soviet National Anthem. Volkoff started to sing, like it was the 1980's in the Garden all over again. Foley said that was classic, and he was impressed when the fans chanting, "U-S-A" didn't affect him. Maria said she couldn't understand anything. Sheik took the mic and ripped on Regal. Who knows what he said, but I think he said something about selling out MSG. Security then intervened and escorted them away. Lillian Garcia came out last and started to sing "New York, New York," but Santino interrupted. Santino said Lillian's outfit looks like Times Square is missing a dirty prostitute. Santino then busted out a song. Someone ate at Olive Garden over the weekend. Maria was smitten. Foley cut him off and said listening to that was almost as painful as watching him wrestle. Santino sarcastically said that was funny, but he's leaving with Maria. Maria said she's still judging, so she can't leave. Ron Simmons walked out and Santino made fun of him for rhyming like Sesame Street. Simmons didn't take too kindly, so he chucked Santino into the side of the Titantron. Regal announced Simmons as the winner, then Simmons paused for dramatic effect and shouted, "Damn!" PowerWrestling.com

08/26/07 SummerSlam PPV - East Rutherford, New Jersey - Interpromotional Divas Battle Royal - Winner Gets Future Women's Championship Match
Candice Michelle came out to ringside to watch the match. She has new theme music. The Divas in the match are Maria, Beth Phoenix, Melina, Jillian Hall, Mickie James, Torrie Wilson, Victoria, Kristal, Michelle McCool, Kelly Kelly, Brooke and Layla.

Everyone went right at it, and the rules were that both feet had to touch the floor to be eliminated, no over the top rule. Brooke was the first to go out, and actually went over the top rope. Jillian Hall knocked Maria off the apron with a shoulderblock to eliminate her. Melina flung Layla between the ropes to eliminate her. A lot of generic brawling and struggles by the ropes, but no big spots to speak of. Kristal kicked Victoria between the ropes to eliminate her.

Mickie James put Kristal on the apron. Michelle McCool knocked Kristal to the floor in what looked to be a poorly timed attempt at an "accidental" punch. Kelly Kelly was tossed out by several women. Mickie James tried to rana Jillian Hall to the floor, but they got caught in the ropes. Torrie knocked Jillian to the floor, then Melina knocked James to the floor.

It was down to Torrie, Melina, Beth Phoenix and Michelle McCool. Michelle and Torrie teamed up and eliminated Melina. Torrie and Michelle double clotheslined Phoenix. Phoenix survived the double team and flung Torrie through the ropes and to the floor. Michelle and Phoenix went at it, with Michelle hitting a few shots, but Phoenix just lifting Michelle and easily depositing her over the top rope to get the win seven minute mark. For Pics - Click Here. PowerWrestling.com

08/27/07 Monday Night Raw - Boston, Massachusetts - Maria vs. Beth Phoenix
Maria made her way down to the ring as Jerry Lawler checked out the new WWE Divas magazine. Beth Phoenix took Maria down before the bell but Maria fought back. Beth kicked away Maria and then slammed her upside down into the corner. The referee told her that's enough and Beth shoved him away. Beth hit a delayed fisherman's suplex and the referee yelled at Beth to get out of there. Beth left, and Maria has been laid out here and this match didn't even start. Maria wins by "No Contest." PowerWrestling.com

09/03/07 Monday Night Raw - Columbus, Ohio - Maria vs. Beth Phoenix
Santino Marella is shown backstage, and knocks for Maria. Maria comes out and said she wishes he'd checked with her before asking William Regal for a rematch and that she is still hurting from last week. Santino said he will come to the ring with her. He said he has a few things to get off his chest, and he will be right there with her.

The music of Santino Marella hit as he made his way out with Maria. Santino still has his arm in a sling, and Maria is looking as hot as ever. Santino gets on the mic and says there is something he'd like to say. First of all, his arm is getting better, and when it is better, he is going to embarrass Ron Simmons worse than the senator who was looking for boyfriend love in the toilet. Santino said he was Intercontinental Champion, and plus he's Italian. He can add a little bit of class to this disgusting dump of a city. With that, the music of the Sandman hit in the arena and he appeared in the crowd. Sandman made his way down to the ring as Santino says he doesn't understand why he is coming. Santino asks what is going on here. Santino says he just realised what his problem is, look at his face, he's so jealous because Santino makes love to beautiful Maria, and Sandman makes love to his stick! Sandman then cracked Santino right in the head and caned him all the way up the aisle to the back!

Beth Phoenix makes her way to the ring as the number one contender for the Women's Title. Maria dived at Beth, but Beth shoved her off. Maria jumped on her again, but Beth threw her right across the ring. Maria was hung up on the top rope by Beth and then gave Maria a delayed fisherman's buster for the easy victory.

Beth got on the mic and said just to let everyone know, she is cashing in her opportunity for the Women's Title at Unforgiven, and Candice is going to face a diva like the world has never seen before. The ultimate combination of class and confidence, the uber diva, the Glamazon, Beth Phoenix. In case Candice missed it the first time, let her show her how a Glamazon gets the job done. Beth nailed the delayed fisherman's buster on Maria and then Candice hit the ring. Candice checked on Maria as Beth left the ring. PowerWrestling.com

09/10/07 Monday Night Raw - Green Bay, Wisconsin
Maria is talking to Ron Simmons and said Santino hasn't been the same. Maria wants to see other people. Santino comes in and attacks Ron Simmons, sending him into some beer barrels. Maria looks scared as Santino says "DAMN!" PowerWrestling.com

09/17/07 Monday Night Raw - Nashville, Tennessee 
We go to the locker room door for the Divas and Santino Marella is knocking on the door for Maria. Jillian opens the door and says that Maria does not want to talk to him after what happened to Ron Simmons. Santino says that Simmons got what he deserved. Santino says that he does not understand Maria because she wanted to see an advanced copy of The Condemned. Jillian says that she loved that movie. Santino says that Austin’s performance was worse than Britney Spears’s performance at the Video Music Awards. Jillian wants everyone to leave Britney alone. Santino says that he cannot believe what he used to do to the sight of Britney in the past. He says that he is afraid that he is losing Maria so he needs to do something big to impress her. Jillian says that she knows what is going to impress Maria. Jillian says that they can sing a country/music duet. Jillian starts to ‘sing’ and Santino says that he has another idea. He thanks ‘Lillian’ and walks away. Jillian corrects Santino after he leaves. PowerWrestling.com

09/24/07 Monday Night Raw - Milwaukee, Wisconsin - Santino Marella vs. Ron Simmons
The music of Santino Marella hit in the arena as he made his way to the ring with Maria, and he will be in action as he takes on Ron Simmons! Damn! Ron gets Santino in the corner, and Santino backs off into the ropes. They lock up and Simmons gets Santino in the corner again. Ron hammers away at Santino with right hands and then Santino bails to the outside. Simmons chases Marella around the ring, and Marella attacks Simmons as they re-enter. Marella stomps and hammers away at Simmons and then locks in a rear chin lock. The fans get behind Ron as Marella hits a forearm to the back.

Santino mouths off a bit at Ron Simmons as he keeps hammering away at him. Santino tried an Irish whip, but Simmons backed it. Ron nailed a pair of clotheslines and then sent Santino hard to the corner. Ron went for a powerslam but Santino slipped out and bailed to the outside. Maria tells Santino to get back in the ring, but Santino grabs Maria and leaves. Winner by count out, Ron Simmons. Ron Simmons gets on the mic and gives us a "DAMN!"  PowerWrestling.com

10/01/07 Monday Night Raw - Cleveland, Ohio
We are back with Marella at the Movies and there are two chairs in the ring. Santino Marella and Maria come to the ring. Santino welcomes everyone and introduces his co-host Maria. Santino says that he is going to review The Condemned. Maria says that she likes Stone Cold and she thought the movie was a lot of fun. Marella says that if you like bashing your brain with a meat mallet it is fun. Santino says that you need a real star. You need someone with charisma and someone the camera loves. He says someone like Santino Marella. We go to Santino added into scenes from The Condemned. Santino says that was how the movie should have ended. He says that there is a job somewhere at a Dinner Theater or he could play Mister Belding in a Saved by the Bell movie. Val Venis’s music plays and he comes to the ring. Val has a mic and a No Mercy shirt. Val says that he has been the star of many movies and he knows a thing about acting talents. Marella says that he heard that Val did a movie based on Shrek. Santino says that he cannot believe what Val did to that donkey. Val says that he was talking about Maria and he says that he is starring in a sequel to Mr. Woodcock. Santino wants to leave but Val says that Maria can star in his movie or a movie based on Santino’s love making skills...Superbad. Santino attacks Val and slams Val’s knee into the mat. Santino and Maria head to the back. PowerWrestling.com

10/08/07 Monday Night Raw - Grand Rapids, Michigan - Candice/Maria/Mickie vs. Melina/Jillian/Beth - 6 Diva Tag Team
Melina and Maria start and Maria with a tilt-a-whirl head scissors on Melina. Mickie is tagged in and she hits a double sledge from the turnbuckles. Mickie with a snap mare and drop kick to Melina’s head. Melina throws Mickie out of the corner but Mickie crotches Melina. Mickie goes up but Beth knocks Mickie off and Mickie is caught in the turnbuckle. Melina with a forearm and kick.

Beth is tagged in and she works on the knee with an atomic drop. Jillian is tagged in and she kicks Mickie in the leg. Jillian works on Mickie’s knee and leg. Melina is tagged in and they toss Mickie to the mat and Melina gets a two count. Melina with a cross face to Mickie and then she ties Mickie up but Mickie escapes the hold. Mickie misses an enzuigiri and Jillian is tagged in. Mickie kicks off Melina and Jillian and Candice is in and she clotheslines Jillian and knocks Melina off the apron.

Candice with a Northern Lights suplex to Jillian for a two count. Mickie and Maria take down Beth. Beth catches Mickie as she comes off the apron and Beth takes care of her. Jillian with an Irish whip but Candice counters the handspring elbow by avoiding the move and then she gets the three count with a rollup. PowerWrestling.com

10/29/07 Monday Night Raw - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - Mickie, Maria, Jillian, Extreme Expose, Torrie, Melina, Victoria, and Michelle - Diva Halloween Costume Contest Battle Royal
The match starts and there are a number of battles in the ring. Layla ties Maria’s tail in the ropes and then she hits Maria with her riding crop. Victoria falls on Layla and then Jillian throws her out of the ring. They try to roll Victoria out of the ring in her sumo suit. Mickie and Melina go after Brooke. Victoria goes up for the Bonzai drop on Brooke and hits it and the Brooke is knocked off the apron to eliminate her. Jillian throws one of her kids at Michelle but Michelle uses then on Jillian and Jillian is eliminated. Melina goes after Michelle. Maria is eliminated by Torrie.

Melina eliminates Michelle and Melina returns to the ring before Mickie can eliminate her. Mickie with a head scissors but Mickie is sent to the apron. Mickie and Melina fight on the apron and Melina with an X Factor that eliminates herself as well as Mickie. Torrie and Victoria remain in the ring with Kelly and Torrie takes Victoria down with a shoulder tackle. Torrie spins Victoria around and then she tries to send Victoria out. Kelly and Torrie eliminate Victoria and then Torrie is eliminated by Kelly. After the match, Beth Phoenix comes out and Kelly leaves the ring, but Melina and Jillian roll Kelly back in. Beth with a clothesline to Kelly and then she hits a double chicken wing slam. PowerWrestling.com

11/05/07 Monday Night Raw - Los Angeles, California 
Santino Marella comes to the ring with Maria. He says that he is going to put all of the rumors to rest. He says that Steve Austin is not going to be here. Austin is like Kobe Bryant. He is bald, he is popular, and he does not want to be in Los Angeles. Santino says that it is not all bad. There is an actual celebrity in the crowd. He introduces the director of The Condemned. Santino says that not everything can be good. Santino says that Austin is as phony as the people of Los Angeles. Tonight there is not going to be any glass broken, and there will be no ass whip. Nobody will be stomping a mud pie. Jim Ross will not be going to the point of orgasm over Austin. Glass breaks and Steve Austin comes to the ring. Austin has a mic and he has a DVD. He introduces himself to Marella. Austin wants to talk about The Condemned but he wants to address some of the things that Marella said. Austin points out some of the things that Marella has said. The can of ass whip is not a Can of Whoop Ass. Then he comments on the ‘mud pie’ and corrects Santino. Santino says that he understands English. Austin tells Santino that if he is going to quote Austin, he better do it right. Austin wants to talk about the Condemned. He has heard Santino run the movie down. He does not think Santino has seen the movie. Santino says he saw the movie once. Marella calls him a redneck but then Austin wants to know about the fight scenes.

Santino says that the movie was too violent. Austin asks if Santino watched the behind the scenes featurettes. Santino says that was ninety minutes of his life he couldn’t get back. Austin says that you don’t come out for six weeks and run him down to try to get himself over. Austin asks Marella if he wants to drink some beers with him. Marella says that he would like to drink some wine because it is a drink of culture. Austin says that he would like to extend the olive branch of friendship and give him a copy of the Condemned. He tells Santino to actually watch the movie. Santino drops the DVD and steps on it before kicking it away. He says that he cannot put himself through it again. Austin with a Stunner and Marella is out cold. Austin says that Marella looks thirsty and he says that he will be back with a drink. He puts the DVD in Marella’s mouth. Maria checks on Marella while he goes to the back. Austin comes back into the arena and he drives to the ring in a beer truck. Austin gets a hose and he shoots it at Marella as well as the front row. Austin punches Marella and it is time for Austin to drink some beer. Maria checks on Marella. Austin sees Maria in the ring and he picks up the hose and Maria begs for mercy while she fixes her hair. Austin decides to clean her dress with some beer. Austin gets on top of the truck and drinks some more. We go to commercial. PowerWrestling.com

11/12/07 Monday Night Raw - Topeka, Kansas - Maria vs. Beth Phoenix
Maria looks like she applied her make up with Homer Simpson’s shotgun. The two look up and Beth puts her on the mat. Maria tries to choke Beth with her boot, but the Glamazon throws her down into a split and kicks her in the back. Maria with a kick and she does a handspring and kicks Beth in the head. Maria goes for a Victory Roll, but gets tossed to the mat. Phoenix hits the Glamazon-Plex for the win.

Post match, Santino comes to the ring to check on Maria. He grabs a mic and says Maria is going to be ok. He reminds the audience that last week he was a victim of a brutal attack from Austin. He says that it wasn’t funny for one second and Austin can’t take criticism. He wonders what happened to the First Amendment rule of America. He says Austin owes him an apology and demands that the Rattlesnake come out. Since Stone Cold isn’t here, Santino turns to his friend, Good Ol’ JR. Santino says that he got mad when he saw that stupid, crooked smile, but then he realized that that smile is always on his face. Santino says that he is from Italy and he knows his English isn’t very good, and Ross is from Oklahoma and his English is even worse. He orders Ross to stand up and give him an apology. Lawler stands up instead. Santino invites the King into the ring. Santino says he will beat Lawler up. He offers the first punch. King takes it and knocks Santino to the mat with a right hand. Santino walks to the back, saying Jerry “Stupid” Lawler will pay for that. In the back, Santino challenges Lawler to a match tonight and says he won’t be so easy like that guy from Taxi.

King has no gear, btw. The two with a brief lock up. Lawler gets a back body drop. Lawler with some punches. Santino blocks another back body drop and kicks Orton on the mat, then hits some right hands. Snapmare and chinlock by Santino. King fights back and kicks Santino in the back of the leg multiple times. Santino blocks a charge and knocks Lawler to the mat. He tells JR to watch this, but Lawler gets an inside cradle for the win. PowerWrestling.com

11/14/07 Internet News - WWE Announces Ten Diva Tag Team Match At Survivor Series
From WWE.com:

Practically no Diva in WWE can compare to the Glamazon, Beth Phoenix. The Women’s Champion says she is the epitome of beauty, class and athleticism and has proven it since she burst on the scene earlier this year. She settles for nothing less than perfection and will expect nothing less from her team when she leads Jillian Hall, Melina, Victoria & Layla into an interpromotional 10 Divas Tag Team Match against Mickie James, Maria, Torrie Wilson, Michelle McCool and Kelly Kelly at Survivor Series.

The Glamazon is not known to work well with others – she doesn’t need to – but she has one thing in common with her fellow Divas from Raw, SmackDown, and ECW: They all have a chip on their beautiful shoulders.

Nevertheless, there will be some personal issues that may highlight this interpromotional match involving the Divas from Raw, SmackDown, and ECW. Kelly Kelly wants to lay her claws into her former Extreme Exposé teammate Layla, who, along with The Miz, has made her life a living hell in ECW. Michelle McCool and Victoria have been at each other’s throats for months on SmackDown. The Divas will add some sugar and spice, and everything nice at Survivor Series. WWE.com

11/18/07 Survivor Series PPV - Miami, Florida - Melina/Beth/Layla/Jillian/Victoria vs. Torrie/Michelle/Kelly/Maria/Mickie
Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler got to call this one. Each woman had their own separate entrance. Melina actually slipped off the apron during her trademark leg split. She actually laughed it off, then went back on the apron and did the split again. Kelly and Michelle went for the cheap pop by wearing Miami sports jerseys (no, not the Dolphins). Michelle started with Victoria, hitting a Northern Lights suplex, for a two count, then hitting a boot to the face for another two.

Torrie tagged in and hit a clothesline and pair of forearms on Victoria. Victoria came back with a fireman's carry into a side slam for a two count. Layla tagged in and kicked Torrie in the gut. Layla missed a spinkick and Torrie suplexed her for a two count. Kelly tagged in, but so did Jillian. Jillian kicked Kelly in the gut, then smothered her with her breasts. Jillian went for a handspring elbow, but Kelly kicked her in the back and rolled her up for a two count. Maria tagged in and kneed Jillian in the gut. Maria hit a handstand kick, but Phoenix got a blind tag and powerslammed Maria. Layla tagged in and rammed Maria into the mat, then Melina tagged in and poked Maria in the eye.

Melina missed a straddle attempt on the ropes. Mickie James got a hot tag and gave Melina a Thesz Press, and also worked on knocking opponents off the apron. Phoenix grabbed James from the apron, but Torrie & Michelle clotheslined her away. The women started fighting on the floor, except for Mickie and Melina in the ring. Mickie gave Melina a kiss, then hit a back heel kick for the pin at the four minute mark. PowerWrestling.com

11/19/07 Monday Night Raw - Fort Lauderdale, Florida - Melina/Jillian vs. Mickie/Maria
Melina comes out with Jillian. Melina is in a blue version of her outfit. Jillian is in a tiny blue top and jeans. Melina grabs Lillian’s mic, Jillian takes it form her. Jillian says, “Hello Miami!” This gets her huge boos!!! She announces John Cicada in the front row. She asks about him supporting Lillian and that he did a duet with her on her CD. She says he didn’t know what he was getting himself into on that one. He gets pissed. She says she doesn’t know why he’s in Florida supporting the CD because no one in Florida understands Mexican talk. She wants to blow him away with her singing. She sings and gets huge heat. She says they love her here! She says she’s ver versatile. She says she can do opera and screams at the top of her lungs. “You suck!” chants. She tell Lillian it’s time for her to be second best and slams the mic into her chest.

Maria and Melina start off. An arm bar on Maria. She knees her way out and whips Melina. A clothesline to Melina in the corner and then a bucking bronco. Jillian grabs Maria’s hair from the back on the apron. Melina slides out between her legs and slams her to he mat. Jillian tags in and does this huge flipping move off the corner. Maria moves and Melina gets landed on. Mickie tags in and slams Jillian around. Head scissors and a neck breaker to Jillian but Jillian kicks out after two. Melina gets to her feet and wants a cheap shot but Maria grabs her ankle form outside. A back kick from Mickie. Mickie grabs Jillian’s hair, pulls her head back and kisses her hard. A kick to Jillian’s face and Mickie covers for three. Rajah.com

12/03/07 Monday Night Raw - Charleston, South Carolina - Mickie James and Maria vs. Beth Phoenix and Melina
Melina and Maria start things off and Melina misses a clothesline. Maria tries for a rollup but Melina holds on to the ropes. Maria with a drop toe hold followed by a Thesz Press. Beth tags in and she wants Mickie into the match. Beth pushes Mickie down but Mickie with forearms and kicks and more punches but Phoenix stays up. Beth gets Mickie on her shoulders but Mickie gets out of the hold. Mickie kicks Beth away as well as Melina. Beth pulls Mickie off the turnbuckles and then she knocks Maria off the apron. Beth with a power slam followed by a delayed fisherman’s suplex for the three count. PowerWrestling.com

WebMaster's Note: Poor Mickie never stood a chance. Beth demolished her in no time at all, and did it very convincingly. Not sure who is going to have any hope of beating Beth for quite a while.

12/17/07 Monday Night Raw - Buffalo, New York - Layla/Melina/Jillian/Victoria vs. Mickie/Maria/Kelly/Michelle - Santa's Little Helper Match
Before our first match starts, Jillian wants to perform a song from her open and she sings about her chestnuts.

Jillian and Maria start things off and Maria with a waist lock but Jillian with a snap mare. Maria avoid Jillian and gets a near fall. Kelly is tagged in and she throws Jillian to the mat and almost gets a cover. Jillian pulls Kelly’s hair and Layla tags in and Jillian and Layla with a double clothesline to Kelly for a two count. Layla misses a charge into the corner and Kelly gets a near fall with a sunset flip. Michelle tags in and she chops Layla. Melina tags in and Michelle with a hip toss and neck breaker. Melina with a punch to the midsection after Victoria attacks her from the apron.

Melina puts Michelle in the tree of woe and then Victoria tags in and Melina hits a splash into the corner. Victoria misses a moonsault and Michelle tries to make the tag but she is able to do so after an enzuigiri. Mickie with a Louise Thesz Press and punches to Victoria. Mickie with a rana to Victoria followed by a neck breaker for a two count. Mickie with a kick and then she hits a DDT for the three count. After the match it is an eight woman catfight and then Mickie, Maria, Michelle, and Kelly Irish whip their opponents into each other. PowerWrestling.com

12/17/07 Monday Night Raw - Buffalo, New York - Carlito and Santino Marella vs. Brian Kendrick and Paul London
Kendrick starts while Santino and Carlito are a little confused over who starts the match for their team. Santino finally starts the match and they each try for kicks but Kendrick with a slap followed by a drop toe hold and arm drag. London tags in and they hit a double Japanese arm drag into an arm bar. Santino with a forearm but London with a drop kick and Carlito tags in. Carlito with a kick and then he slams London’s head into the turnbuckle followed by kicks and punches.

Carlito with a back elbow to London. Carlito takes time to talk to Marella and that allows London to hit a rana. London with a monkey flip followed by a cross body from Kendrick but Marella breaks up the cover. London goes after Marella but Santino pulls Maria into the way. Carlito hits a lungblower on Kendrick for the three count. Santino says that this is the first time that an Italian and Colombian work together. Carlito says that he is Puerto Rican. Santino talks about how he loves Maria while Carlito likes to swap spit with men who are not cool. We go to commercial. PowerWrestling.com

12/24/07 Monday Night Raw - Tikrit, Iraq - WWE Tribute to the Troops - Kelly and Layla vs. Mickie James and Maria - WWE Divas "Santa's Little Helper" Match
The match is joined in progress and Layla with an arm bar and then she sends Maria to the mat. Maria takes Layla down and slams her head into the mat. They roll around the ring but Kelly is tagged in. Maria with a kick to Kelly and then Mickie is tagged in and hits a double sledge to the arm.

Kelly with an Irish whip and then Kelly misses an elbow into the corner. Mickie sends Kelly to the mat and then she rides Kelly around the ring. Mickie with a belly to back suplex and then all four women are in the ring. Maria and Mickie with Irish whips and then it is time for Stereo Bronco Busters but...

Vince interrupts and says that they have seen enough. Vince says that Santa is not coming to Iraq this year.  PowerWrestling.com