02/04/05 Internet News
Found over at the Awful Plastic Surgery web site.  It was posted on 1/14/2005.

Stephanie McMahon has a bad nose job.  She was left with a
pointy, witchy looking nose that looks molded out of putty.
Look at the weird grooves on either side of her nose.

[ Rajah.com, AwfulPlasticSurgery.com ]

04/15/05 Internet News
Stephanie McMahon-Levesque cancelled her trip to OVW Wednesday, however the rest of the WWE contingent attended and assessed the talent at Ohio Valley Wrestling. Some workers also said she wasn’t at the SmackDown! taping either. PWinsider.com

----- To follow up on my earlier report on Stephanie McMahon-Levesque, it has now been confirmed that she did not attend the talent assesment at Ohio Valley Wrestling or the SmackDown! tapings this past Tuesday.

She instead chose to be with her husband, and with her family, was very concerned for HHH’s well-being given the amount of pain he was in Monday night. The injury he sustained has been described as a “stinger” and he should be able enough to work Monday’s show at Madisson Squared Garden. PWinsider.com

10/03/05 Monday Night Raw - Dallas, Texas - The McMahon's Back Together Again, WWE Returns To USA Network
Vince McMahon is shown talking to the make up lady backstage and Eric Bischoff comes in. Bischoff says he has a great idea for his match tonight, he wants it No Disqualification. McMahon said no, he isn’t the General Manager tonight, he’s dressed to compete, and Vince is in charge tonight. Bischoff said it obvious that he was hired as the GM is so that he could be embarrassed by Vince on a daily basis. Bischoff called Vince sick, and McMahon said no one in this world knows how sick, twisted and perverted he can be. McMahon said he has a capacity crowd awaiting his presence and made his way to the ring.

Lilian Garcia introduced Vince McMahon, and read off a card saying he made the Rock, Stone Cold and Hulk Hogan, also saying he is strong, handsome and…well endowed! The music of McMahon then hit as he made his way to the ring. McMahon got on the mic and said its Homecoming back on USA, and back where things are uncensored! Back on USA where all hell can break loose at anytime, and he remembers back in the old days…the date was February 8th, 1998 and that was the night that Vince McMahon beat the holy hell out of Stone Cold Steve Austin! The fans chanted for Austin as McMahon said his favourite RAW moment was as follows. They showed footage of McMahon pinning Austin and then bad mouthing him. It was actually 1999 not 1998. McMahon says he has another favourite moment, and then the music of Austin hits as he makes his way to the ring to a HUGE pop!

McMahon told everyone to give Stone Cold a hand, and that it’s good to see him. Austin said it looks like McMahon is having a little fun at Stone Cold’s expense. Austin asked if McMahon he wants to be his friend. He asked the fans for a hell yeah if they thought McMahon was full of crap! McMahon said he has some stuff he has to do in the back, and then tried to leave. Austin stopped him and said he wanted to show McMahon something…Stunner! Austin called for some beers and toasted the fans in true Stone Cold style! The music of Shane McMahon then hit!

Shane came down to the ring and he got a stunner upon entering! Stephanie McMahon’s music then hit!!! She made her way down and did not look pleased! She got in the ring and asked him who the hell he thinks he is?! She said this is RAW, this is USA! Austin gave her a “what?” and then she said this is their show! Austin said he understands and Stephanie asks who the hell he thinks he is. She says she is Stephanie McMahon, and he says he understands that. He said she looks lovely tonight, what fragrance is she wearing? She looked pissed and tried to grab the mic, and Austin asked if she was flirting with him?! Austin asked if she wanted to give old Stone Cold a kiss? Stephanie then slapped the taste out of his mouth! He says he wishes she hadn’t of done that, but then again, he’s kinda glad she did...STUNNER!!!

Now Linda McMahon’s music hits! What in the hell! She doesn’t look pleased either as she makes her way down to the ring! She got on the mic and asked what the hell he thinks he is doing? Look at this havoc, this carnage in the ring is her family! She’s spent the last two years bringing them back together. Austin called Vince a piece of trash, and she said yeah. Austin said Shane is a piece of trash too and that poor little Stephanie is a precious piece of trash! He said they are all laid out in the ring, and we are in Dallas where he got his start. He said they are going to drink beer and raise hell, what else does he want her to do? Linda says that Austin owes the McMahon family an apology! Austin asks why? He’s just out here doing his job. They interfered and he gave them some stunners. Austin looked at his watch and then said she’s a classy lady and he apologies.

She thanks him, and then goes to check on Stephanie, but then he grabs her by the arm and says while she’s out here, he thinks they should leave these 16,000 fans and millions watching at home a RAW moment to remember. Austin asked for a kiss on the cheek, and he’d like to leave his eyes open this time. Austin said he wants to give the folks something to really remember and then started to hit on her. He said Vince ain’t looking and they should cut to the chase and…drink a damn beer! Austin got a beer and gave it to Linda and got one himself, and then toasted her and they drank the beer and he told her to keep drinking and got some more beer and handed her another. They drank some more and then Austin raised her hand and says thank you...STUNNER!!

Vince McMahon is being helped to his limo when Todd shows up and asks him what Vince thinks about his entire family getting stunned. McMahon looks into the camera and says someone is going to pay. Someone is going to get fired for this! PowerWrestling.com

10/10/05 Monday Night Raw - Corpus Christi, Texas - JR Gets Fired
The music of Stephanie McMahon hit in the arena as she made her way down to the ring, looking pretty darn hot to kick off RAW! Stephanie gets on the mic and says that the McMahon family personifies WWE, and last week was supposed to be their big night, but it was ruined by one man, Stone Cold Steve Austin. Austin stunned her entire family and the fans ate it up. She said there was a poll on WWE.com, and she was the favourite to get stunned! She says she doesn’t understand, she’s a lady, but when she thinks about it, they have been telling her for a long time that they don’t like her, because they are jealous. The women are jealous of her good looks, great body, brains to back it up and being born with a silver spoon in her mouth. She said all the men are intimidated because she has more money because she has more money than every man in this arena combined, and she has bigger balls than every man in this arena! She said you ain’t seen nothing yet. She says she can do what she wants, when she wants, and no one can stop her. One of the stage hands, Mark Yeaton, is giving Stephanie a cue, and she goes over to him, and he’s telling her to wrap it up for commercial. She slaps the taste out of his mouth, and then goes over to Lilian and slaps her too! She then shoves the camera man over and says her father is on the way to the arena right now, and someone is going to get fired! Stephanie then made her way over to the commentators and told them to stand in her presence and to help her up onto the table. She says she guesses everyone thinks she’s a bitch, and they’re right…the bitch is back!

Vince McMahon is shown backstage making his way towards the arena, and someone is going to get fired…NEXT! The music of Mr. McMahon hit in the arena as he strutted down to the ring like only Vince can, and someone is getting fired here tonight. During the break, McMahon assured Eric Bischoff backstage that it wasn’t him who was getting fired. McMahon said last week in this very ring, Stone Cold Steve Austin did the improbable, no, he did the impossible, and stunned every McMahon family member! He said he will never forget, and never forgive. When he was leaving the arena last week, he said then and he will say again now, someone is going to pay and someone is going to be fired. He said he is a man of his word, and someone will be fired right here tonight. The question is not what, the question is who. Who deserves to be fired here tonight, who’s to blame? Some say the blame should go to General Manager Eric Bischoff, but he isn’t going to fire Eric. He said he can single out who to blame, and it’s a rotten redneck rattlesnake called Stone Cold Steve Austin, but he isn’t going to blame Austin for what he did, and he isn’t even going to fire Stone Cold. At least not yet. The question is, who is to blame for what happened last week, and that would be the person who enjoyed it the most, and he blames each and every one of the fans for what happened to his family last week.

They encourage the Stone Cold Steve Austin’s of the world. As a result of that, and as a business man, this is what he wants. He wants each and every one of them in the arena, everyone in America and everyone in the world to consider themselves an employee of WWE. Tonight he wants to hire every damn one of them, just so he can say, from the bottom of his heart, YOU’RE FIRED! He said each and every one of them are fired, but there were three individuals who were as close to the action last week, and he’s demanding they come down to the ring right now, that would be the three sons of bitches sitting right there…Coach, King and JR! The three of them made their way towards the ring, and Vince lined them up in the ring. He said that last week he’s in the ring with his family, and they are up there calling the action. He gets stunned, and what do they do? Not a damn thing. He said he can take care of himself, but his son gets stunned, but he can handle that. Then the three of them sit on their ass and don’t do a damn thing with Stephanie gets stunned. How do they feel about that? On top of that, the one individual who means the most to him in his life, his wonderful wife Linda, he worships the ground she walks on and she gets stunned, and what do they do? Not a damn thing.

He said they should be ashamed of themselves, and he wants an apology for the three of them doing nothing. He said their jobs depend on the answer, just for the record. Coach was first, and says he is so sorry for what happened to him last week, and he admits that he is a coward, and wishes he would have done something, but he will never be as brave as Vince is. He called Vince an inspiration, and thanks god that he is alright. McMahon said he accepts, and dismissed Coach. Lawler was next, and says he knows what its like to be stunned, and if apologising to Vince means keeping his job, then he is truly sorry. McMahon accepts and Lawler is dismissed. Ross was next, and Vince gets in his face and tells him to apologize to him. Ross said he’s really sorry that his wife got stunned. Vince said that isn’t good enough for him. McMahon asked if gave a damn about his job, and Ross said he loves these people and he is sorry that his wife got stunned. JR apologized, and McMahon accepted, but then he thought of something. He said it isn’t good enough, and wants Ross to apologize to his kids. Stephanie then made her way to the ring for her apology.

Stephanie and Vince hugged, and then gave her the mic. Stephanie told JR to apologize to her, and Vince told the people to shut their mouths. Stephanie told him to apologize or get fired. Ross said he is sorry that her mother got stunned, and then Stephanie slapped JR. McMahon told Shane to come down, and that…the music of Linda McMahon then hit as she made her way down to the ring. Vince says she looks lovely tonight, but this is no place for her. Linda took the mic and said he cannot let the two of them continue this way. Last week when they returned to the USA Network, it was a great opportunity for new beginnings for the family, a chance for a clean slate. The only way to garner respect is not by yelling and screaming, or by pitching a fit. It’s by taking action. Linda went over to JR and said on behalf of the entire McMahon family, YOU’RE FIRED. Stephanie and Vince laughed, and JR couldn’t believe it. Linda then kicked him in the nuts and Vince and Stephanie clapped and laughed at the fallen JR. Vince and Stephanie raised Linda’s arm as RAW went off the air! PowerWrestling.com

10/17/05 Monday Night Raw - Sacramento, California - Stephanie Has Proposition For Austin To Get JR's Job Back
Stone Cold Steve Austin is shown rolling into the arena and he storms through the backstage in his truck and almost ran over a guy and rolled right into the arena and crashed into the ring! Austin got in the ring as we went to commercial!

Back on RAW and Austin has beers in hand. Austin got on the mic and said he’s going to try and maintain his composure to get his message across. He said he has been with the WWE for ten years; he has given the place blood sweat and tears. There have been some good times and bad times and he’s never backed down from anyone. He said there’s only been one sumbitch who’s been his friend, and that was Jim Ross. He sits there at the house and sees him get treated like a pile of crap, and it was complete…you know what I’m saying. Austin said he’s here to address one man, so Vince McMahon brings your carcass the ring because they have business to take care of. He has 48 beers; he can sit here all night long. The music of Stephanie McMahon then hit as she made her way down to the ring. Stephanie said Austin looks disappointed, and Austin said he doesn’t understand what it is. Vince is always talking about his balls, and last week she said she had bigger balls than anyone in the company. Is he about to stun his first transvestite and he’d love to let her talk but her breath smells like crap! She said he won’t lay a hand on her of JR will never be back on RAW.

Austin said he’s sitting on his ass at the house and they fire JR because he gave Vince, Shane, Stephanie and Linda a little stunner? Stephanie said now JR is gone. Austin said it wasn’t JR’s fault that he gave them all stunners. Austin said since she is in the ring, what if he just puts her over his knee, pulls her dress up, he has to be careful he doesn’t want her balls to fall out! LOL. If you wanna see Stone Cold give her the spanking she deserves give him a hell yeah! Coach got a mic and said hell no, don’t think about attacking a defenseless woman like Stephanie. He said no one wants JR here, and no one wants Stone Cold here! So why doesn’t he get in his truck, put his tail between his legs and drive out of the arena like the scolded dog he is! Austin called Coach a son of a bitch, and he might as well make his way down there. Stephanie told him to hang on a second, he doesn’t need to whoop Coach’s ass. He said he will do whatever he wants.

She said she has a proposition for him, but he said he only has a twenty on him! She said she will give Austin a chance to get JR his job back. She said he’s in here running his mouth and drinking his beer, but he gave her a hell of an idea. She said if he faces Jonathan Coachman at Taboo Tuesday, and he wins, then he wins JR’s job back. Stephanie said as his boss, she guarantees that JR will have his job back if Austin beats Coach. Austin said he’ll drink to that and said Coach has an ass whopping coming! Stephanie then got back on the mic and said she doesn’t mean to interrupt, but if Austin loses to Coach, then he’s fired! Austin said he fully understands, it won’t be the first time, but here’s to ya…Austin gave her the finger and continued to chug down beer in the ring! Austin then made his way over to the announce table and Coach acted like a trapped rat. Austin asked him what he’s doing. Coach said he has skills and Austin told him to hit him. Austin took off Coach’s glasses and then ripped his shirt open and knocked his hat and headset off. Austin said he is giving Coach a free shot and then poured beer into his cowboy hat and put it back on Coach’s head and said he will see him in two weeks and it won’t be pretty and that’s the bottom line cuz Stone Cold said so!  PowerWrestling.com

10/24/05 Monday Night Raw - Fresno, California - Stephanie Ambushes Mick Foley
Coach is in the ring, and said he will drag Austin out if he isn’t out here on the count of three. The glass then shattered as the truck was shown hurling through the backstage area! The truck drove down to ringside and then out of the sun roof is Stephanie McMahon with a beer and Austin hat! Coach laughed in the ring as Stephanie made her way to the ring. Coach said his heart was racing, she almost had him. She said Coach deserves an Emmy for his performance, and since you haven’t figured it out yet, Stone Cold will not be here tonight. Coach said he isn’t going to back down, and if Austin even dares to show up next Monday, the Coach is calling him out. Stephanie said that’s the attitude that has him sitting next to King as the new voice of RAW. She said Coach is doing an outstanding job, and JR did have successful colon surgery this week. She said the McMahon family is incredibly happy for him. One week from tomorrow, Taboo Tuesday, the Coach will be in the ring with Austin. If Austin wins, JR will be rehired, and if Coach beats Austin, Austin would be fired. She said he would be doing a great service to her and her family if he beats Austin. She said her dad will be here later tonight, and he has a surprise later tonight. The music of Mick Foley then hit in the arena as he made his way down to the ring!

Foley got on the mic and Coach left. She told Foley to get it out of his system. He said he couldn’t sit in the back a second longer, and listen to someone who is full of crap. She said JR was full of crap…but that was taken care of. Foley said he doesn’t find colon surgery to be all that humorous. He said back in the day, she went out of her way to make his life a living hell. He got the fans to call Vince an asshole, and her mother, the sane one, to see her lower herself to their level makes him sick. He said he couldn’t sit back and watch her destroy the business that he loves. She said without her and her family, there would be no business. She said that he wants to come out here and intimidate her, sure he talks tough, but let’s see how tough he talks to his opponent at Taboo Tuesday. The music of Carlito then hit in the arena as he made his way down to the ring. With Foley distracted, Stephanie kicked him in the nuts and then Carlito came in and went to work on him with stomps and right hands. Carlito continued to hammer away on Foley and then gave Foley a knee to the nuts. Carlito took a bite from the apple as Foley tried to pull himself up. Carlito knocked him back down and spat the apple in the face of Mick Foley.  PowerWrestling.com

11/14/05 Monday Night Raw - Minneapolis, Minnesota - Eddie Guerrero Tribute Show
Stephanie McMahon says that the first time she met Eddie was at Vince’s house to talk about leaving WCW to go to the WWE. She didn’t know what to expect from Eddie, but he was humble, sweet, and fun loving. Eddie decided to come to the WWE. She got to work with Eddie behind the camera and he was amazing. He could give you a range of emotion. When he went out to perform, he stole your heart. He could have the audience in the palm of his hand. He loved everybody. She talked to Eddie on Friday and Eddie said that he would be the champion again and wanted Stephanie and Vince to know it. The most important thing is Eddie’s family because he loved them more than anything else, especially Vickie and his daughters. They were his whole world. He was a father and a friend. He will always be a champion. PowerWrestling.com