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her entrance without a partner, Sable stepped into the ring, grabbed
up a mic and said "Now let me introduce you to my partner". As
the cameras panned the audience one lone figure emerged, and began walking
down to the ring. Was it a well seasoned veteran of the WWF wars?
No!! Much to everyone's amazement it was a virtual newcomer to
the WWF - EDGE. From what I've seen of this guy so far - I like.
He gets in the ring and just takes care of business. No frills,
no showing off, he just kicks butt.
Needless to say
Mark and Jacqueline weren't happy campers
(it could have been worse Mark, it could have been Kurrgan). After
a little taunting from both sides it was time to decide who would start
the match. Sable wanted to take on Jacqueline
right off but Jacqueline was having none
of that. So Mark and Edge started off facing each other.
Mero got the initial advantage over Edge, but very quickly Edge turned
the tables on Mark, and Jacqueline got
the tag in.
While
Jacqueline was dancing around trying to
convince Edge that she wanted to take him on, Sable was frantically
screaming in her corner for Edge to "come on" and tag her also.
As soon as Edge tagged Sable and she started to enter the ring,
Jacqueline took off for her corner as
fast as her feet could carry her and slide out of the ring onto the
floor. Since it was clear that Jacqueline
was not going to re-enter the ring, Mark came back in and Sable tagged
Edge once again.
As the two men
continued the match, Edge went back against the ropes to take a running
start at Mark. As soon as he did Jacqueline grabbed
his foot from outside the ring, causing him to turn around and discuss
the matter with her. Mark picked that moment to hit Edge from
behind, once again giving himself the advantage. Pummeling Edge some
more, Mark then got Edge to Jacqueline's
side of the ring, placed him over the middle rope and began choking
him with it. Of course Sable started to step in the ring, distracting
the referee, which gave Jacqueline a chance
to grab Edge's hair while he was still draped over the rope and plant
a fist in his face.
As Edge picked
himself up and continued to wrestle again, Mark was able to get him
into position for the 'TKO'. Edge slipped out of the hold quickly
and was able to 'DDT' Mark. Now both men were down and out, as
both Sable and Jacqueline yelled to try
and rally their partners to get up and make a tag. Mark was able
to make a tag first. Just about the time Jacqueline
got across the ring to Edge, he was tagging
Sable.
At this point Sable had obviously had enough of not being able to get
Jacqueline, and quick as a cat scooped
Jacqueline up, threw her down on the mat,
and begin beating her in the face and choking her. Grabbing
Jacqueline by the hair Sable threw her
into the corner and began kicking the stuffing's out of her. Pulling
her out of the corner by her hair once again and throwing her across
the ring, Sable then rushed towards Mark Mero and punched him in the
face, knocking him off the apron and onto the arena floor.
Sable then jumped
out of the ring chasing Jacqueline around
in front of the commentators booths and back into the ring.
Just as she was about to catch Jacqueline,
Mark stepped in front of her much to the detriment of his physical well
being. Sable immediately kicked him in the groin and got him into
position for the 'Sable Bomb'. Jacqueline
jumped into the ring and hit Sable from behind before she was able to
do any more damage.
Now
that Sable was out of it, Jacqueline dragged
her over to the ropes opposite Edge and began choking Sable using the
middle rope. Jacqueline then sat
on Sable who was still on the rope and began bouncing up and down, punishing
her even more as Sable's hair flew wildly all around. Allowing
Sable to get up, Jacqueline grabbed her
arm to throw her across the ring, but was countered by Sable who got
the 'TKO' on her and try for the pinfall. Unfortunately
Mark grabbed Sable by the leg and drug her towards the edge of the ring.
As Sable left the ring to get on the floor and complain to Mark about
his tactics, she left herself open to Jacqueline
jumping off the ring apron and clobbering her from behind.
Edge who was getting
frustrated by this time, started to head over and aid Sable, but was
unable to do so as the referee made sure that he went back to his own
corner. After Jacqueline and Mark
ungraciously tossed Sable back into the ring, Jacqueline
ran to the opposite side of the ring and took a running start at Sable
who was now being held by Mark Mero. This backfired as Sable broke
loose
and Jacqueline clobbered her own partner
once again knocking him to the floor. Mark walked around the outside
of the ring and was standing at the aisle way that went backstage, when
Sable tagged Edge who took a running start and did a 'suicide leap'
over the top rope, knocking Mark to the floor. Picking him up, Edge
slammed him into the steps, causing Mark to hit the floor once again
(have you noticed that Mark has been spending half the night on the
floor or on his back on the mat). Just as Edge was about ready to finish
him off Jacqueline jumped on his back
and began riding him for all she was worth.
Edge carried her
towards the backstage area and then did one of the most humiliating
things that's probably ever happened to Jacqueline.
He turned her over his knee and began spanking her. As
Jacqueline walked away holding her behind, Edge
threw Mark Mero back into the ring and climbed up to the top rope.
Mark who was still not sure where he was, could not protect himself
as Edge
jumped
from the rope and put a 'cross body block' on him. Edge
was only able to get a two count on him before Mark got his shoulders
off the mat. Picking him up and throwing Mark into the corner,
Edge then place Mark in a 'neck breaker' and brought him crashing to
the mat. Going for the count once again, Edge was foiled this
time from getting the pinfall by Jacqueline
as she grabbed Mark's leg and pulled it over the bottom rope.
Jacqueline was then standing in front
of the ring apron with her arms folded all pleased with herself and
how she had just helped her man, when Edge reached over the ropes and
grabbed her under the arms, turned her around, and started telling her
what he thought.
This allowed Mark
to get up and take a running start towards Edge's back from the middle
of the ring, but Edge was to fast for him. Just as Mark was about
to hit him, Edge moved out of the way, and Mark knocked
Jacqueline to the floor (both of them seem to
like it down there). As Mark bounced back from the collision,
Edge grabbed Mark's legs from behind, took him to the mat and tried
again for the win, only to get a two count. Mark quickly got up and
headed to the corner, but Edge was again right on top of him, grabbing
his
arm and trying to throw him across the ring to the other corner.
Mark countered this by instead throwing Edge into the opposing corner
back first, and then put a 'Samoan drop' on him. As Mark got up
on the top rope to try and finish Edge off, he was once again outsmarted
by the better wrestler who got up from the mat and hit the ropes.
This caused Mark to come down hard on the rope that was right between
his legs. In obvious pain, Mark sat on the ropes in the corner
to try and catch his breath.
Edge
now tagged Sable in who walked over to Mark, climbed up on the ropes
while he was still sitting, and put a 'huracanrana' on him that left
him flat on the mat. Just as she was going for another pinfall
on poor Mark, Jacqueline leaped from the
ropes to try and break the pin, only to have Sable move just in time.
If Mark wasn't out
of it before now, he certainly was after his own teammate hit him full
bore in the middle of the ring. Edge then picked Mark up and threw
him into the corner where Jacqueline was,
causing Jacqueline to get squished as
Mark hit her and fell backwards to the mat. As
Jacqueline took about two steps forward. clutching her
stomach from the blow, she fell forward at a dead drop and almost killed
Mark as her head came smashing down right into his groin (this boy has
had a rough night, believe me).
As Mark pulled
himself up and began turning around and around, bent over and clutching
his goodies, Edge got him into a 'downward
spiral',
smashing his face right into the mat. By this time Sable was entering
the ring even though a tag had not been made. It was now clear
to everyone that this match would be over shortly. Just as we
thought we had seen everything, Sable squat down and did a backwards
somersault, allowing Edge to grab her by the legs. He then
hoisted her up as far as he could, her body fully extended and slammed
her down forcefully on top of a nearly unconscious Mark Mero.
It was finally all over as she pinned him for the three count.
I wouldn't mind
a bit if these two teamed up. Sable's a smart manager who knows
how to handle herself, and Edge may be one of the best rookies who has
entered the WWF.
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